A taste of C.J. in his everyday online habitats:
me: “now that i’m older, i am less image conscious”
also me: :::adjusts hair before entering body scanner at o’hare:::
— C.J. Arellano (@cjarellano) November 9, 2017
#CrazyRichAsians has me thinking a lot about the immense value of the wish-fulfillment fantasy narrative. Folks act…
being in a double-income-no-kids relationship is one long conversation about whether or not to buy a Dyson product
98% of my anxiety is caused by podcast hosts who said they would talk about something later and never did
— C.J. Arellano (@cjarellano) August 17, 2018
[portal opens, clone of me peeks his head through]
CLONE ME: Yo I found a cooler timeline. No racism. No global warming.
ME: …Mehh, I'll tough it out here. Maybe I can make a difference.
CLONE ME: Thank you cards aren't a thing.
ME: k let me just grab my purse
— C.J. Arellano (@cjarellano) July 29, 2018
Happy birthday, America! 196 friends posted on your timeline for your birthday.FRANCE: Happy birthday,…
me on house hunters: "ooo we can make this the guacamole room" announcer: "their guacamole budget is $15,000"
the recipe said “star anise” but i didn’t have it.
so i used fennel and said, “i guess that makes you the understudy anise, hahaha”
then i cried because life is full of pain and joy, and sometimes you don’t know which is which.
— C.J. Arellano (@cjarellano) August 1, 2018
new "queer eye." let's stop pretending like i DON'T have thoughts.- karamo's eyes have a mystical and hypnotic power….
– black lives matter- "Back to the Future" is an impeccable film- racism is bad – apples are fine, they're no…